Jonathan Morgan

Sarah didn’t have an appointment with the plumber-service as far as she knew. But now two workmen are at the front of the door. She naively...

Award winning Director Michael Raven helms this action packed thriller starring Julia Ann. Nominated for 11 AVN Awards, he artfully tells the story...

Lisa is an amoral, duplicitous anti-heroine who has an affair with her best friend's husband.

Slick corporate prick falls for mysterious woman named Heroin, who he becomes increasingly addicted to.

Ashlyn and Steve are phone sex buddies. And like a lot of phone sex buddies, things change when they meet. Animal urges come out. Animal instincts...

Private has chosen the most exuberant and perfect tits that you have ever seen in your life. See them in seven exciting stories.

The heirs of grandfather Myron, the toy manufacturer, are gathered to hear the videotaped reading of the will. He sends them on a scavenger hunt to...

Some like it hot, and some like it hotter! Come play with us in paradise. Come to BIKINI BEACH. Come see beautiful men and women show of their...

Hyapatia Lee is a woman rediscovering the singles scene after separating from her husband of eight years.

A wild west tale of a saloon girl...and two boobs. If comedy intertwined with hot sex is for you, then you have to see this award-laden production.

Nasty nurses Janet Jacme, Melanie Moore & Isis Nile have put their heads together for your enjoyment! Ho! Ho! Ho! Is stuffed to overflowing with hot...

Inside every horny housewife, there's a seductive wildcat ready to grab the world by the balls. And that's just what Judith intends to do. After...

Did you ever wonder what it would be like making your very own adult movie. Hot little newcomer Liz Leighton gets her chance in a BIG way, with a...

The sequel to Jim Enright's Poor Little Rich Girl, part 1.

From wildly fornicating mannequins to a raunchy romp at the psychiatrist's. Are they in her mind? Maybe a blistering girl/girl fest, a 3-way...or...

This raunchy sexvid stars Alexis De Vell, who received a Starlet of the Year nomination from AVN. Regarding co-star Crystal Wilder XXX Illustrated...

Tiny sexual dynamo Tami Monroe steals the show as little exotic dancer with a really big secret. Ready for some dirty dancing?

In this fifth installment of the Morgan Sex Project Series, Jonathan Morgan and a cast of horny co-stars head for fun in the sun on the beaches of...

Meet Josie (Stephanie Swift) a small-town waitress who feels trapped in a thankless job and crappy town. Her life seems meaningless, until she finds...

Nasty Tabitha Stevens will do anything to help this year's pledge drive. Like say, a scorching DP!

In this sixth installment of the Morgan Sex Project Series, Jonathan Morgan, and a cast of horny head for fun in the sun on the beaches of Hawaii....

Vive la France! Join adult starlets Inari Vachs and Dee as they take you on a trip of gigantic proportions, as they journey to France to quench their...

A journey into the real life adventures of sexy Wicked Girl Carmen Hart. From her Southern travels to her kinky room mates, discover the making of a...

The reality show with a little something extra ... sex! Late night has never been this smoldering, this candid, this real. Cupid's Arrow follows each...

Little did he know that his simple queries about her fantasy life would springboard to an avalanche of blood-boiling ecstasy! From Rebeccas strap-on...

When was the last time you went on a really rockin' sea cruise? Well, when Jonathan Morgan and his crew of professional swingers take to the high...

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be someone else? To completely take over their life? Susan (Stephanie Swift) is thrust into this...

Missy has had it with her husband's extra-marital affairs. When a horny insurance salesman shows up, she sees her chance to get even, get laid, and...

These detectives are sent on a sexy sting to bust a major sex ring when people start getting killed off one by one. This sexy detective duo are...

Alexa is Cynthia, a young woman who is sexually transformed after a car accident nearly takes her life. Repressed fantasy becomes explosive reality...

Sandy Beach is the proud owner of a brand new home. One day, the prior owner shows up and takes Sandy on a tour of her new house, through all the...

A tit's man delight. We bring you more of the hottest big-titted porn sluts in the industry. You get it all: blondes, brunettes and redheads with big...

Lust And Lies

Behind his best-selling book, "Black Orchid", is a powerful, sex-hungry executive waiting to live out his utmost sexual fantasies through the...

The Clamclit sisters are "movin' on up" and swapping their beloved hillbilly farm for a lil' ol' mansion in Beverly Hills, that is, if Mr. Dripsdale...

The Goddess Of Love 2 is another jewel presenting Sarah Young with such magnetism you won't dare to miss a second.

How would you feel if you found your life fits neatly into the pages of a book? If it was written by Susan Grayle, you'd probably be grateful. Susan...

The love demons come out to play in this sexually supercharged epic. A small, sleepy town plays host to the most unimaginable sexual awakening of...

Playing the humble housewife by day, but hiding her secret self, a sexual animal that surfaces only in her troubling dreams. In her search for...

Ah, to bask in the spotlight of fame. Chasey Lain plays a top fashion model who's got it all. Looks. Money. The good life. But, what happens when the...

Best friends and fellow Cougars Jennifer, Courtney, and Lisa spend a day at the local Country Club. While enjoying some refreshing drinks the ladies...

Just when everything is going great, POW, WHAM...She walks into your life...Plumb & Dumber a feast of exotic stars, with some of the biggest breasts...

Award winning director Jonathan Morgan assembles a first class set of ass in Smart Asses! It's a visually stimulating exploration of the backside of...

He's looking for a woman who has the chest to satisfy his burning carnal desires. Only one woman has the breasts to please his savage stranger. His...

Who would of thought a Maids life would be this kinky? Meet the Maids that go beyond their everyday duties and do extra around the house to earn...

A long, long time ago in an era called the 1950's, there was a girl who wanted to be a star. A movie star. So she came to Hollywood and met a big...

In my humble opinion, these girls are the very finest examples of the best that porn has to offer. They can't get enough! They love eating cum, cunt...

Kato Kahn, a seventies Kung Fu master and movie star is mysteriously killed. Private eye extraordinaire and two time Idaho Fung goo champion Jack...

All of blonde Rhonda's lovers disappear without a trace after a wild fuck. Is she a murderer? Officer Mike from the L.A. Homicide Unit investigates...

Introducing Asian newcummer Annabel Chong in her first triple penetration scene ever! She is about to become the wife of one lucky man but worries...

Annabel Chong is an anal porn legend. She spread her ass checks and took in rods that would make other girls cry. This nice girl can finally be...

Enjoy this sizzling selection of lesbian, oral, anal, double penetrations... with Wanda Curtis and her friends. Don't miss it!

And now the inside story! The hottest girls. The best scenes!!!

Americas hottest, wettest and naughtiest secret agent is back and this time she is got it bad, real bad and there is only one way our girl can cool...

"Sir" Bob Thing is a tit-deprived "idiot" who's lived in a bathtub all his life. The celestial Mama Jama gives him the commission to search for the...

Hours of Wicked asses! It's 16 hours of the best butts in XXX!

Oh Silvia, we love you so, with your beautiful blonde hair, those tantalizing lips and those deep ravishing eyes. I need to see more of you, I want...

The legend continues. This time, the cops are fast on the track of Bonnie Clyde, and it’s up to the town whore to distract them.But not before...

A detective is called in to investigate a group of female vampires who are preying on men.

Janine meets a friend at a party. They have sex. Someone watches. Janine makes a run for it, to a plane headed anywhere... until the jet does an...

Imagine it. A weekend in Big Bear. With three couples and Nikki Dial, and everybody's burning with lust. And nobody can say no. Nobody, especially...

Join forces with a documentary film crew as they investigate the sexual shenanigans of the country’s oldest Booty Pageant! With contestants,...

Tony will give anything for a good time it seems, and he gets it in the form of Shayla - as Satan's little helper! She'll show him a hell of a good...

A cyberpunk tale of a man who can see inside the souls of others, or so he believes...

Deep Inside Crystal Wilder

4 hours of oral action with Peter North! Go south on North!

The final chapter in the most audacious series in porn. It's volume eleven! ..and only one woman can save Planet Earth! Hair Appointment permitting....

We had lights, cameras and action, a raging party and a script, 19 professional horndogs, one serious party...get the picture?

Watch the sparks fly when a group of pro-athletes visit the local strip club!.

Angered by the fact that her longtime boyfriend, Scotty, hasn't asked her to marry him yet, Liz follows the horny girl she believes to be his mother...

The saga continues ... as Pete and Bob, surf dudes from the year 1994 who have been sucked into the future for their sperm samples, endeavor to...

A new look at first time videos of new stars.

Sam's Back…And She's Hungry. She watches. She Wants. She Wants…You. Needs You...Once You Let Her In She'll Own You. She'll Consume All...

The exquisite Becky Sunshine throws us into an adventure of sex, lust and suspense in the fast paced adult action film. The President is in peril,...

What is it about the insatiable Misty Rain that makes her one of the most popular stars in the business? Is it her sleek physique? Her sultry smile?...

The Costa Brava is the hottest spot on the Mediterranean coast. Christophe Clark travelled to Spain with his beautiful women to shoot "The Tempations...

Tom and Clint have inherited an immense fortune in Italy, where they will find themselves with over a million dollars. Conchita, Maria and the...

Presenting 69 of our most unforgettable classic scenes with the hottest, legendary Vivid babes of the '90s! Jenna! Janine! Christy! Kobe! Julia Ann!...

An erotic writer seeks out inspiration.

A life of books. Reading. Correcting. Editing. Then doing it all over again. It's an arduous, thankless job. And the deadlines! They just get shorter...

Gorgeous covergirl Sierra is Melanie – a housewife who’s bored with her husband and ger sex life. So when her hubbie leaves town, Melanie...

Part 2 of the "Private Stories" series consisting of several episodes.

It's time to call in the big guns... Sin City and Harold Time present the final sollution to moral pollution. Bond's back. Barbara Bond that is... A...

In a seemingly ordinary bar, a bartender deals with a series of odd customers. They materialize and disappear apparently at random, and each of them...

This is the story of a girl who fights her way from trailer trash to Hollywood stardom and finds she can't go home again no matter how hard she tries.

Temptress has started working at Bachelor Pad magazine, and her strong-willed ways are getting the attention of everyone in the office, especially...

The year is 1961, the city is New York, and the company is American Garter, the nation's premier lingerie manufacturer. Travel back in time as you...

Comedy erupts from a mixed up wedding

Come with us, if you will, to another time. A time when chicks were chicks, guys were macho, and all that mattered was your car and getting' down!...

Welcome to the Porn Folks Home. A group of retired porn studs reminisce about the good 'ol days...grumpy old studs who're about to get a little...

Story is a destitute man's "Succession", namely everybody wanting to get rich guy Randy West's fortune. Draghixa is a French girl picked up...

What do you call a show packed with sexual challenges like "The Maze", "The Pit" and the infamous "Wall Of Genitalia"? Superstar Sex Challenge Part 1...

A mysterious energy cloud penetrates the Starship Intercourse and causes the entire crew to drop their uniforms and give in to their sexual urges.

'Tune in, turn on...get off!'Visit the set of Alexa's hot new infomercial PORN-O-MATIC 2000, where the Wicked girl excels in the one thing no porn...

In the year 2014, the ozone has gone so completely haywire that men can no longer reproduce. So Demolition Woman Isis transports herself back to the...

The fair maiden Beth falls into the clutches of an evil sorcerer. Herschel desperately misses Lady Beth's touch. It'll take his sword or his computer...

A workaday fantasy in a raincoat factory. A mad-job interview. Sex on a beach. In a bathroom. A kitchen. And enough squirting to quench any thirst....

Please step to the rear of the plane... and remember, we run a very tight ship!

Grab That Towel... Boy America's favorite wet and wild beach babes are back as buck "Typhoon" Adams and Sin City presents the hottest sex on the...

When sleazy reporter, Worm Jenkins covers a story, he doesn't stop until he uncovers the naked truth. This time he's on the trail of Lethal Leila,...

The hedge between the thighs has to vanish. Did Lilli consider well? Yes, she did! After the bushy hair has fulfilled its purpose the restless...

Serenity is a romantic novelist who has a dark side. Researching a serial killer leads her into a twisted world the like of which she is ever likely...

The Heat Of The Games Continues And Comes To An Explosive Climax! Which Of The Five Couples Will Win The Gold In This International Sex Competition?

So let's go back to the 1950's. The "Atomic Age", an exciting time to be around. Everyone wanted a big slice of the pie. Flashy cars, zoot suits, and...

Welcome to the horniest club in town! Lose those stuffy inhibitions and get down to some nasty ass sex. That's the motto for a certain determined...

Imagine... two gorgeous nymphomaniacal high fashion designers promoting their rival lines at a world class exposition of haute couture. Passion,...

Hypnotist Eric Price places several government-types under a post hypnotic suggestion so that they become overwhelmed with a desire to have sex every...

Here comes the bride, groom, ring bearer and two flower girls! Holy matrimony!

Stephanie's about to jump into the wickedest party of the year! Stephanie Swift and 22 Professional Horndogs one serious P.J. party no script. Get...

17 no-frills give-to-seven-minute blowjob scenes.

After Doug, a member of the Fire Station #23 gets killed in a car explosion, the rest of the team is left with some pretty heavy issues to handle....

Four Unique Women, One Thing In Common. Wanna know their innermost secrets? Think you can handle it?

It's just one of those nights. You know the kind, tossing turning... maybe something's on the tube. Oh yeah, this looks good, if only they'd show...

18 wisked scenes of women in positions of power, educating men on the art of love making.

We are on the sixteenth volume to the ever-popular “Swedish Erotica” series and we have all of your old school fucking and sucking needs!...

The world's biggest sex magazine on video!

Private Video Magazine 5

A crazed killer escapes from prison, picks up a beautiful young hitchhiker, and goes on a sex and murder rampage.

The most recognizable magazine from MAX`s Hardcore, which conquered the video arena in the early 90s and until their end.

A successful analyst with a thriving practice, a loving husband, the envy of everyone. She had everything a women could want..until the day he came...

Couple Alan and Julie Ward pick up a foreclosure at a steal from the bank. But then their neighbors, Brian and Cassie Lynch, tell them what the bank...

A hungry spirit in the night. A breathless voice in ecstasy. The one and oly. The woman of your dreams. She is the goddess, the ultimate fantasy ......

Wicked is presenting a four hour compilation full of the hottest babes with the biggest ta ta's. Enormously talented Julia Ann is featured in both...

Saddle up and let's get to the fucking pardner! Anything goes anal, classic assplay that pushed the frontier across the map!

The glory and savagery of 17th century France is captured in explicit detail as swords cling, villains get their just rewards and beautiful women are...

A women-in-prison film, this was released in two different forms. The first is an explicit version running 80 minutes where five graphic sex scenes...

You know old King Midas. . . Well Crystal's done him one better in this modern sexual fable. The problem is, when you've drained your lover of every...

Jenna's facing murder one, but has the gnawing feeling that this has all happened before. Can she refute the charges and still lead an intriguing sex...

Lost in Denver. The legend has begun. Wicked's award winning horndogs are back, and ready for more. Oh, by the way, if you missed Part One of this...

Witness the beginning of the ultimate sex adventure. REEL SEX WORLD is an ongoing sexcapade combining exotic worldwide locations, glamour and...

The head of a clinical institution tries to help women affected by "anal madness". He hopes to succeed with an anal overdose treatment. What the...

A professor discovers a formula that prevents and cures sexual inhibitions. Before going to the FDA to get it approved, he leaves the potion with her...

A young doctor discovers that dealing with sexual deviance among his patients can open doors to depravity in his own life.

Nurse Janet falls deep into a universe filled with lustful deviance. A place where sex runs rampant and totally out of control as she searches for...

Sin City and Fred Lincoln return to those thrilling days of yesteryear ... when men were men and women were easy. The days of hot rods, heavy petting...

Vivid presents cheating, the latest film from Paul Thomas and Ashlyn Gere. It's about a surprise birthday party that's a surprise for one reason:...

It's not a box. It's a house. A house where, for the right money, you can fuck yourself into stammering stupor. A magical place where Lily (Johnni)...

It is the Sexual Olympics, and all the teams are putting their bodies and skills on the line to determine which of them is the world's best fucker!

Come with us on an exotic adventure to the sands of the Middle East. A quest for a magic lamp has the whole town hoppin' and humpin'. Right in the...

Stephanie is a former Japanese parlor masseuse/escort, who thinks she has left her past behind her. All that changes though, when Stephanie gets a...

Director Nic Cramer has pulled all the stops out this time in a torrid tale of lies and deceit. The sultry Melissa Hill plays a hopeless housewife,...

It's the outrageous story of a horny couple who accidentally activate their grandfather's time machine. Not knowing what they're doing, they end up...

20 professional horndogs! One serious bachelor party! Get the picture?

Her life at a crossroads, this Hollywood star goes undercover into the adult film world in a last ditch effort to save her career. Falling in love...

Ad executives Randy Spears and Jonathon Morgan are brainstorming for slogans to move a new sports car while outside, in the Jacuzzi, their wives...

Endlessly is the story of an endless love that happened on a beach. A love so seamless and so lustful, it appeared to have no beginning and no end....

Hollywood, late fifties: big cars, fat cigars, and dames in tight sweaters. Damn, they were tight! Studios makin' deals left and right. Man, you...

You've come to expect it. When you're looking for the hottest stars, the most bodacious babes, and the raunchiest all-anal action, you've gotta check...

There's nothing like a good cop drama with all those car chases and kicking down doors. This is a new twist on the old genre, Dominique Simone plays...

Love in Paris: A handsome young man invites beautiful Katja Kean to spend a lustful evening in the apartment he shares with a friend in Paris. Four...

There is a small, romantic village in southern France, a town never to be the same after the arival of the vacationing Elise. The sultry beauty...

Michaelangelo has been asked to paint a chapel - the ceiling, to be exact. But only his sister - Dyanna Lauren as Michaelangela - wants the job. The...

In this second chapter Elise Gallo continues to use her charms on the locals. A twist is given to the drama by some astonishing revelations...

Chasey just loves old movies. The problem is, just when you get to the real juicy parts, you get the old "fade to black". And that's rather...

The future of the free world is at stake when The Penetrator, must jump back in time to protect Melissa against an evil and advanced cyborg. It's...

Incendiary sexual animal Ashley Renee lets loose with the finest, most voracious performance of her carnal career as a woman whose man is a...

In TGOL 10 Sarah Young gets right to the point.

Sonya, a transplant patient, gets more than vision from her donor. Strange dreams haunt Sonya almost immediately after surgery. She is tormented with...

Asia Carrera brings her love of life and incredible musical talents to the screen like never before as she celebrates a bygone era. Living in the...

Park Avenue PR executive, Brandy Alexandre, is sent from the big apple to the big sky country to put some pizzazz back into a western bar. After...

Amanda's bookstore isn't making any money, so her lawyer advises her to start selling pornography instead. Her husband Todd, a struggling writer,...

Randy adventures at a western themed bar.

Set entirely at night, it has a perfectly cast St. Croix as a guilt- ridden ex-cop, caught up in a new case to prove his lover Asia Carrera did not...

Liz Smith has decided to run for mayor. Having 'no name recognition', she drops her top and puts forward her two best assets. Campaign strategist Roy...

She's built to ball! Steve Hatcher is a mad scientist inventor of far-out sex toys who has finally come up with the product which will make him rich...

If you think you've experienced cybersex, we've got a group we'd like you to meet. Put a mouse in their hand and they're off. Thing is, all that...

Vince Vouyer plays a rock-n-roll star who finds himself the victim of a small town speed trap. He soon ends up spending time at the local gray-bar...

This all-star cast features a variety of sexual delights, as Tiffany Million explains why she left her husband because of his bizarre sexual...

An adult take on Peter Pan

An alien commander is trying to conquer Earth by using sex to turn everyone into porn stars.

Inside Herman's head live the different sides of his personality ... who fight over what Herman should think and do, especially when it comes to his...

An over the top erotic get-together

Quasi-Gonzo featuring supposed co-ed

Meet Jean-Paul Slamdog. The Creasemaster. His obsession is the crease, and not just your everyday, average crease. No, Slamdog's in love with the...

Mark Evans bring his friend Gordon Parks to a sex castle to help with his problem - Gordon is afraid he might secretly be gay. Gordon has sex with...

You've heard about them-the ladies behind the scenes who help the male cast members get it up and ready. . . Well, You're about to meet one with alot...

Back as a struggling producer trying to complete her first feature film in still hard to stop. This time she's up against the gorgeous, conniving...

Outtakes from dozens of adult films.

A private eye is hired to find a pink pussycat.

Two inept private investigators must find the missing heiress of the McAngus Castle or else her inheritance goes to her evil uncle.

Sierra and Peter North unload their lemon of a house on Jonathan Morgan and Lynn LeMay by showing the couple how the has has livened up their sex...

An outrageous gang of four vicious ladies clean up the streets. Their main goal is to destruct the male perverts on the streets. They drink milk, get...

Mark Davis stars as a wealthy playboy who lives his life on his own terms. He's the kind of guy who always gets his way, in life and in love. All...

Some People Collect Art. Some People Collect People. You may not know abstract from cubist, or cubist from cubed cheese. You may not know are, but...

Two friends leave their husbands and set out on their own. But, along the way, they accidentally kill a guy at some bar (or do they), and get into...

Asia and Jonathan are a novel couple. Novel writers, to be exact. Only they're suffering from writer's block, due to too many affairs. And it will...

Jenna's discovered her own little slice of paradise. A place where all her wildest fantasies and secret desires are realized. Take a trip with her...

Anna Price, the writer of romantic vampire novels, has a close encounter with a very real blood sucker, named Conner Du Pre. After Conner puts the...

Story of the goings-on at a swanky bordello/gambling casino in the 1920s.

A sexual parody of a famous campy horror movie, loaded with bizarre sexual scenes, anal sex and cum baths…

Stunning Italian import Moana is back and better than ever in this two-part epic. Moana plays in a luxurious and ultra-exclusive sex castle. There,...

Ever wondered how the criminal mind works? Well, it's pretty dirty! Catch up with two notorious jewel thieves who are planning to steal the coveted...

Texas, 1969. Ever feel you've been cheated? Stacy does. Especially after finding her redneck boyfriend in the sack with another girl. She's so pissed...

The seeds have been planted. Now it's time to pluck the flowers. Ona Zee returns in her intriguing portrayal of a family matriarch on the edge....

The sexship Intercourse is invaded by the shape-shifting Qute, of the Cute Continuem, who has taken the form of a knock-out Earth female Anna Malle,...

Victoria Hyde is obsessive. She tends to the lurid details of her family's private lives as carefully as she tends the flowers of her precious...

Julia has had a problem with "Uncle Bob" for some time. A problem relationship, to be exact.

Everyone's favorite Sapphic dreamboat is back. This time though, the temptation of hard male flesh is proving just a bit too much. Yeah, but it's...

Dolly knows all tongue games and the hottest cunt gymnastics to make the guys horny. When she opens her thighs and reveals her horny, dripping hole,...

Well, a brand new installment of bun bustin', butt lovin', deep driven' Booty! Some things are just too good to end. And speaking of ends, have we...

Escaped convict women try to recover some loot from a bank robbery.

Award-winning actor-director Jonathan Morgan takes a cast of nasty newcummers on on a free-spirited romp through a winter wonderland of wanton...

Orgy Compilation Video from Wicked

Wendy Whopper, sexual intellectual, has taken up her scalpel and cordless drill to open your mind to an entirely new realm of medical madness. She...

These ladies are carrying some heavy loads...on their chests! Watch as these top heavy sluts go down on each other, performing some great clit...

When Wendy Whoppers and her furry little beaver take to the great wide open, something happens.... She becomes Ranger Wendy, Champion of Gallstone...

Wendy Whoppers, Bomb Squad Detective

You like big tits? Huge knockers? Gigantic saddlebags!!! Check this out...you are in mammary heaven! It's a parade of double-D and larger boobies as...

She comes from the house of the rising sum, armed with a sword, a calculator from hell, and two loaded 52 DD's. Wendy Whoppers is one badass...

There's nothing medium about this medium. Her love for mankind is boundless. Her powers are without limits. She has the biggest Orbs this side of...

Out there, she is known. Her fame spreads across the galaxy like the milky way. Aliens from thousands of worlds talk about her in the dark,...

Some people you needn't know well, to know intimately. This is the story of a husband and wife, and a friend who happens to be one of their...

Peter North is a private Dick working L.A.'s mean streets, those fabled boulevards that snake through Tinsel Town like so many gilded paths to hell....

Sometimes a deep, dark night can close in on you like a fist, choking your very life away. That's when you call Nikki at station KLUV 93.7 on your FM...

Several stories from country life. Two friends missed the train, but did not worry for long, because they met the same loser. Together they passed...

Bill is a writer. He comes to a quiet town hoping to find peace and inspiration. He rents a room in the house of a young and attractive widow, who...

It Doesn't Get Any Deeper Than This If you're a big fan of Ms. Tiffany Mynx then you'll surely erupt in paroxysms of joy when you pursue this...